Of course I'm serious!! What the hell else do you think I am right now!!

[He's practically yelling, because damn right he's serious!]

I'm an asshole! I cheat on my wife with a woman I never see again, I have a kid I don't know about until I'm like a million years- and I don't even know if I really love Suzie or if I just get married to her because I was so lonely after you left! Fuck!

[This... is probably not a conversation he should be having over the phone.]